Alright, we’re two weeks into the college football season, time for a power ranking.

  1. All the teams that are undefeated. Pretty good.

  2. All the teams that lost Week 1, but won Week 2. Love to see the bounceback — momentum is headed in the right direction

  3. All the teams that won Week 1, but lost week 2. Fraud alert?

  4. All the teams that are winless. Pretty bad.

– Rodger Sherman

Today’s Lineup

  1. Wow are Ohio State fans mad

  2. Wow are Oregon fans mad

  3. Wow did Akron’s OC-for-a-day contest absolutely crush it

🤘🤘 Hooked 🤘🤘

🐮 Texas 24 🐮
🌰 Ohio State 23 🌰

“Should teams schedule good games?” has become a legitimate topic of debate in college football.

Right now, there seems to be a pretty solid benefit to playing lesser opponents you know you can beat. Indiana did it last year, giving itself a friendly springboard to an out-of-nowhere national championship run. Meanwhile, Texas missed the playoffs last year in part because of its early-season loss to Ohio State, leading coach Steve Sarkisian to say he’s not sure whether Texas should go ahead with a scheduled series against Notre Dame. Why would any team with championship hopes schedule one of the toughest teams in the sport?

Simply put: For nights like Saturday.

For three quarters, Ohio State dominated. Jeremiah Smith was feasting on Longhorn steak every possession, while Texas ate a steady mix of flukey turnovers, humiliating drops, and backwards plays.

And then in the fourth quarter, Arch Manning led Texas on back-to-back-to-back touchdown drives, scoring 21 unanswered to give the Longhorns a 24-23 win.

  • It was the biggest comeback for Texas in nearly 20 years, since coming back from down 21 against Oklahoma State in 2007. And it was the first time a team ranked #1 in the AP Poll had blown a 20-point fourth quarter lead since at least 2004. (I think that’s just when the stat cuts off: #1 USC went undefeated in 2004, without ever blowing a 20-point lead.)

  • Ohio State fans are going to slash the tires on Ryan Day’s car. (They hate that man.) The Buckeyes let Texas get up off the mat with weak bend-don’t-break defense, dropping most of their defenders into soft zones. That didn’t bother Texas, who took what Ohio State gave them on those long, methodical touchdown drives.

  • Ohio State faced perhaps the most obvious “let the offense score” scenario ever. Texas had first-and-goal at the 1 with about 75 seconds left. I think a lot of times, when people suggest letting the offense score, they’re just experiencing Madden brain — but in this case, it’s clear OSU made the wrong choice. To win on defense, the Buckeyes needed to make four consecutive stops at the line of scrimmage — very, very difficult! If they’d let Texas score, they could’ve won by driving about 40 yards in a minute with a timeout — totally doable!

  • Kicking for Ohio State might be a bigger Achilles’ heel than it was for Saban-era Alabama. Ohio State has lost nine games over the last four seasons. Remarkably, four have been games in which Ohio State missed a field goal and lost by three points or fewer. It lost the 2022 Peach Bowl when Noah Ruggles missed a last-second field goal as the clock hit midnight on New Year’s Eve; it lost 13-10 to Michigan in 2024 in a game when Jayden Fielding missed a field goal before halftime; it lost 13-10 to Indiana last year in a game when Fielding missed a game-tying chip shot with under three minutes remaining; and it lost Saturday night when Baylor transfer Connor Hawkins missed a kick with four minutes remaining that would have given OSU a two-score lead.

  • (Ohio State also missed field goals in last year’s 24-14 loss to Miami and its 30-24 loss to Michigan in 2023. Neither miss covered the margin of defeat, but the late-game situations could have looked a lot different if those kicks had gone through the uprights.)

  • Time for one of my trademark Lukewarm Takes: While Texas’ dramatic turnaround is a spectacular story, I don’t feel like the team actually flipped a switch — it was already playing pretty well in the first half, and just had some bad luck. In the first quarter, Manning threw one of the flukiest interceptions imaginable when the ball bounced out of Cam Coleman’s hands and directly to an Ohio State defender. That bounce turned a 50-yard pickup into a turnover. A few drives later, Manning threw another deep pass that hit Ryan Wingo in the hands in the end zone, but Wingo dropped it. The score could’ve been 23-17 instead of 23-3.

  • But when Texas needed the comeback, everything clicked. Manning was nails on back-to-back-to-back touchdown drives against one of the nation’s best defenses, picking up first downs with his feet, and converting on third and fourth downs time and again. Manning hasn’t always lived up to the ridiculous hype surrounding him, but he did last night.

  • The greatest treatise on conference scheduling in college football was delivered by John F. Kennedy during a speech at Rice Stadium in 1962, explaining why America was launching into the Space Race (emphasis mine): “Why, some say, the Moon? Why choose this as our goal? And they may well ask, why climb the highest mountain? Why, 35 years ago, fly the Atlantic? Why does Rice play Texas? We choose to go to the Moon. We choose to go to the Moon ... and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard.”

  • Kennedy was perhaps unfair to compare Rice playing Texas to the moon landing: It’s much harder for Rice to beat Texas than it is to fly to the moon. In the six-plus decades since Kennedy’s speech, crewed moon landings have succeeded in six of seven attempts; Rice is 2-45-1 against Texas in 48 games since that speech, with 16 consecutive losses since 1994.

  • He didn’t exactly consider things from the Longhorns’ side. Why do they play Rice? And why do they play Ohio State?

  • Because of nights like this, when a star QB leads an iconic comeback in front of 100,000 fans in his home stadium. Scheduling big games is worth the risk for a moment that will hook your fanbase for decades to come — moments you simply can’t generate playing Fartsville Tech. Hopefully, the biggest teams in college football will keep scheduling games like this — not because it’s easy, but because it’s hard.

🤠🤠🤠 OK, State! 🤠🤠🤠

🤠 Oklahoma State 39 🤠
🦆 Oregon 31 🦆

When Oklahoma State played Oregon last year, it lost by 66 points. SIXTY-SIX. That’s nine touchdowns and a field goal. It could’ve been worse: Oregon didn’t even try to score in the fourth quarter.

Oklahoma State coach Mike Gundy spent the week complaining about Oregon’s massive budget, the final whine of every coach about to get their ass kicked, get fired, or both, in Gundy’s case. But his words seemed to ring true: Oregon-Oklahoma State was a matchup of power conference teams separated by a widening financial gulf. Oregon had just joined the sport’s richest conference, leaving behind in-state rival Oregon State. Meanwhile, Oklahoma State was a team left behind by its in-state rival, Oklahoma, which joined the big-money SEC. Both were examples of haves and have-nots competing on an uneven playing field.

Well, Oklahoma State found a field-leveler: New head coach Eric Morris, whose first win as the Cowboys’ coach was a 39-31 victory over the sixth-ranked Ducks. Quarterback Drew Mestemaker had 317 passing yards and 109 rushing yards; here he is hurdlecoptering into the end zone for the game-winning score:

Admittedly, Morris’ Oklahoma State tenure got off to a pretty bad start last week with a two-touchdown loss to Tulsa. But as the internet’s #1 Eric Morris Enthusiast, let me tell you why I think this guy is special.

  • Oklahoma State’s win made some bad-team-beating-a-good-team history. It was the first time in college football history that a team has snapped a 10-game losing streak by beating a top 10 opponent.

  • Of course, they had to dunk the goalposts into a pond on campus. Goalposts yearn for the water.

  • Things had gotten really, really, really bleak in Stillwater. The Cowboys went 1-11 last year, only beating FCS UT-Martin. They’ve gone winless in Big 12 play in back-to-back seasons. Their last win against a power conference team had been more than two years ago, in Week 2 of the 2024 season against Arkansas.

  • And then they hired Eric Morris.

  • Morris was the head coach at North Texas, which went 12-2 last year and probably would’ve played in the College Football Playoff if it had won the conference championship game against Tulane. The Mean Green led the nation in raw offensive stats (45.1 points per game) and advanced analytics (#1 in offensive SP+). Mestemaker led the nation in passing yardage; running back Caleb Hawkins led the nation in rushing touchdowns. Both followed Morris to Stillwater.

  • Morris’ record of QB scouting and development is unparalleled. Mestemaker was a 0-star recruit who did not actually play quarterback for his high school football team. Morris also found Cam Ward, also a 0-star recruit in high school before Morris recruited him to Incarnate Word. Morris was also high on Baker Mayfield (although he couldn’t actually get him to commit to Washington State) and worked with Patrick Mahomes at Texas Tech. That’s three #1 picks, some of whom were basically unwanted as prospects. I’m so in on Morris, I actually made a video about his history of development when he got hired by Oklahoma State.

  • (In case you’re wondering … I’m taking a break from making videos because I think we’re really cooking something here with this newsletter. Maybe I’ll get back to it someday.)

  • Right now, Oregon’s Dante Moore is widely projected as the top pick in the 2027 NFL Draft. But Mestemaker is also getting draft hype. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s Morris’ fourth #1 overall pick.

  • The Oklahoma States of the world will never have as much money as the Oregons of the world. But what do you use that money for? Quarterbacks! And Oklahoma State has a guy who can spin those out of cobwebs and sawdust.

🎧📋 Marty’s Whims 🎧📋

🦘 Akron 45 🦘
🤷 Robert Morris 16 🤷

Congratulations to the Akron Zips on the most successful fan contest in sports history.

Akron announced in August that it would allow a season-ticket holder to serve as “offensive coordinator for a day” and call plays on the team’s opening drive of its home opener against FCS Robert Morris.

The result? Akron reportedly received its biggest increase in season ticket sales in almost 20 years. Some of the sales were clearly fans who simply wanted to enter the contest and weren’t really interested in attending Akron games … but when you’re Akron, you take that cash and run. The winner was local real estate executive Marty Whims, a 2002 Akron graduate who has held season tickets for almost 20 years, and who had absolutely no experience coaching football.

So how did Whims do? Honestly, he caught a bad break. The Zips were moving the ball, but a well-placed punched by an RMU defender forced a fumble right after an Akron receiver had picked up a first down — not exactly Marty’s fault.

  • Initially, I thought it was ridiculous,” said head coach Joe Moorhead. But by the time he got to his post-game press conference Saturday, he called it “a complete and utter stroke of genius.”

  • Akron repeatedly stated that the contest was truly random, and was being run by the school’s department of accounting. But I was a little bit nervous when they released a list of finalists for the guest OC role, which featured two people who clearly were not regular Akron season ticket holders: Barstool Big Cat, and Bordeaux, a college football YouTuber. Thankfully, the random draw selected a legit Akron season ticket holder.

  • The Zips didn’t just let Marty call whatever he wanted. (They had to protect against flea flicker/flea flicker/fake punt sequences.) Moorhead and his coaching staff met with Marty and explained to him what they’re trying to accomplish. Here’s a clip of Moorhead taking time out of his game prep to give Marty a crash course in coaching:

  • Marty’s big strategic decision appears to have been going no-huddle right out of the gate. Smart, honestly. You want to maximize possessions against a weaker opponent. However, the plan kinda backfired when Akron false-started after scrambling to the line on third-and-1.

  • Even as someone tuning into Akron-Robert Morris specifically to grade the playcalling of the random guy calling the first drive … I was a little bit surprised by how much Akron leaned into it. Whims led the Zips onto the field before the game, received a game ball in the locker room afterwards, and joined Moorhead for the post-game press conference.

  • Akron also apparently reached some sort of deal with Arby’s to sponsor Whims’ guest coaching appearance. He coached in Arby’s gear, and Arby’s fries and snacks were present during Whims’ meeting with Moorhead and post-game presser.

  • After Marty’s drive, Akron went touchdown-touchdown-touchdown on its next three possessions. OK, maybe Marty was holding back the team a little bit.

  • It’s hard to get people to pay attention to Akron football. Source: I went to an Akron game against its biggest rival, Kent State. The stands looked like this:

  • (I was in the Goodyear Blimp. Long story.)

  • Schools like Akron have it tough. They often take paychecks to play teams they’ll never beat — last year, they got $1.45 million to play Nebraska and lost, 68-0. They play games on Tuesday and Wednesday nights in November. Those games get a few hundred thousand viewers who wouldn’t otherwise watch Akron in the midst of a full slate of Big Ten games on a college football Saturday. But nobody wants to spend three hours on cold metal bleachers at night in the winter in Ohio.

  • Compared to doing that stuff? This OC-for-a-day contest was incredible. Schools like Akron often have to do humiliating stuff to get money or attract attention. This contest generated money and attention … and cast Akron football in a positive light. It let everybody see how much preparation coach Moorhead and his staff do, and how successful the team’s offense can be.

  • It also shows that sometimes, no matter what you do, no matter how good your plan is, no matter how hard you prepare, something randomly goes wrong and you accomplish nothing. Eat Arby’s.

〽️ Michigan 17 〽️
🔜 Oklahoma 10 🔜

After Schrödinger’s Win last week against Western Michigan, I assumed that Michigan was just plain bad. Regardless whether they deserved a second chance at a Hail Mary, the Wolverines went down to the wire against a MAC team that looked more physical.

And then they beat Oklahoma, a team whose sheer meanness and violence got them to the College Football Playoff last year. Sooners fans may have had the worst day anybody has had in college football in a while: Massive Texas comeback, historic Oklahoma State win, brutal loss to Michigan. (Rough day for Ohio State fans, as well.)

By the way, I’ve spent all week mad at myself because my headline last week was “Grand Theft Wolverine,” which isn’t a pun or clever or anything. The correct answer was “The Michigan Mulligan,” which I started seeing around the internet by Tuesday.

🐯 Missouri 38 🐯
🪨 Kansas 21 🪨

The Play Of The Week occurred in the Border War game when Kansas quarterback Isaiah Marshall completed an actual 360-no-scope pass:

Marshall got away with it on this play … but as it turns out, the guy who threw a no-look spinning jump pass is pretty turnover-prone; he threw two picks and fumbled three times, losing one.

What really made this game interesting was Kansas’ decision to lean into the bloody history of this rivalry, which is called “The Border War” because of the actual 1850s border war between anti-slavery Kansans and pro-slavery Missourians. KU’s athletic department released a hype video with abolitionist John Brown in it, calling Kansas “heroes” and Missouri “villains.” (As someone who thinks slavery was bad: hell yeah to whoever approved this video.)

Missouri coach Eli Drinkwitz took offense, calling the video “right-versus-wrong bullcrap,” and saying “that’s why I tried to embarrass them at the end.” Drinkwitz said it was unnecessary to bring up the history between the two states, saying “everybody’s got complicated pasts.” But he ended his thoughts with “we left Kansas bleeding,” a reference to “Bleeding Kansas,” a common name for the border war.

Now, I don’t think Eli Drinkwitz actually thinks slavery was good, but man, “I wish they hadn’t brought up the heinous acts of our state’s citizens almost 200 years ago” was a somewhat defensible take before he swerved into “actually, I tried to emulate the actions of those pro-slavery murderers from 200 years ago.” Yikes!

🐈 Montana State 20 🐈
🐺 Nevada 7 🐺

🐦‍🔥 Illinois State 28 🐦‍🔥
🐺 Northern Illinois 24 🐺

Shoutout to the two teams from last year’s FCS national championship game for both beating FBS teams Saturday. Reminder to all FBS teams: If you’re going to schedule an FCS team, do not schedule a team that played in last year’s national championship game.

I’m going to be doing a Team Of The Week episode every week with my friends over at Split Zone Duo … and so far, through 2.5 weeks of action, the teams I’ve highlighted are a combined 5-0.

It’s kind of a meaningless stat because a) two of those wins prompted me to do the episodes, and b) the episodes aren’t meant to predict or portend future success, they’re just me looking at a team and saying huh, that’s interesting.

But I’m counting it!

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