Soccer
WNBA
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Jul 30, 2026
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12 min read
Today in Sports! O.M.G.
Olivia Miles' ridiculous playmaking is making a really good team even better. PLUS, Team USA is finally dominating the Women's Baseball World Cup, we have a SOCCER SCHISM, and more!
Baseball
+1
Jul 16, 2026
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10 min read
Today in Sports: They can't keep getting away with this!
A defensive strategy that involved giving Lionel Messi the ball *more* didn't work -- who knew? PLUS, looking ahead to a truly exciting World Cup Final matchup, LOTS of DINGERS, and more!
Tennis
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Jul 13, 2026
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10 min read
Today in Sports! Only big boys left
Ranking the remaining four (very good!) teams in this year's World Cup. PLUS, another controversial VAR decision, but this one was good? And more!
NBA
+1
Jul 3, 2026
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13 min read
Today in Sports! Happy birthday USA! We got you soccer.
This USMNT is the best USMNT ever ... and that makes me nervous! PLUS, a review of video review (it needs some work!), a little peek at WOAH WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE NBA, and more!
NBA
+1
Jul 1, 2026
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9 min read
Today in Sports! Nobody knows how to kick PKs
Why all-star national teams made up of the best players in the world can't seem to figure out penalty shootouts. PLUS, so many unsung heroes at this World Cup, LeBron is on the move again, and more!
WNBA
+1
Jun 26, 2026
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14 min read
Today in Sports! A kick in the cup
The USMNT lost a game, and I'm pretending I'm not upset about it. Also, Canada has to leave Canada, Disgrace of Gijon 2, and a surprising new WNBA record-holder.
NBA
+1
Jun 24, 2026
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12 min read
Today in Sports! That's a lot of goals!
The famous people are scoring A LOT at the World Cup. PLUS! An NBA Draft breakdown!
Baseball
+1
Jun 19, 2026
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7 min read
Today in Sports! It's Ronaldover
Cristiano Ronaldo could tank Portugal's World Cup, and it doesn't appear anyone can stop him. PLUS, Raúl Rangel's heroic performance in net for Mexico, and heartwarming stories ranging from brotherly love in baseball and World Cup visitors discovering Texas BBQ.
Hockey
+2
Jun 15, 2026
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13 min read
Today in Sports: They Did It
A completely objective case (I swear) that the Knicks had a GOAT playoff run. PLUS, the greatest USMNT performance ever(?), an incredible backup performance in the Stanley Cup final, and more!
NBA
+2
Jun 12, 2026
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12 min read
Today in Sports! How do the Knicks keep doing it??
The Knicks are one of the most statistically improbable teams ever. PLUS, the World Cup is off to a really weird start, the future of the Las Vegas A's is dingers, and more!
NBA
+2
Jun 1, 2026
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14 min read
Today in Sports! Just shoot the ball at the goal
With the World Cup coming up, I just have one piece of advice for players: shoot the ball *at* the net. PLUS, the Thunder's future suddenly looks a lot less rosy, the National Spelling Bee went to a SPELL-OFF, and more!
NBA
+2
May 26, 2026
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10 min read
Today in Sports! THE NEW YORK KNICKS
I'm appreciating the hell out of the Knicks, even with games still to play. PLUS, the Enhanced Games were humiliating for its organizers, tons of pro/rel drama, a wild Indy 500 finish, and MORE.
Hockey
+1
May 21, 2026
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9 min read
Today in Sports! #1 Gunners
Arsenal's "Meat Wall" was battered, but held strong. PLUS, victory for the Victoire, the worst undefeated season ever, and more!
Golf
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May 18, 2026
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10 min read
Today in Sports! A Major upset
Aaron Rai is the best type of golf story. PLUS, the most Hearts-breaking type of soccer story, the most broccoli-involving type of softball story, and more!
Baseball
+1
May 14, 2026
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13 min read
Today in Sports! 🇬🇧🕵 BRITISH SPYGATE 🕵️🇬🇧
British spying has gone WAY downhill since its heyday. PLUS, a single NL division has more good teams than the entire AL, Hawai'i has a volleyball dynasty brewing, even *more* wild soccer finales in the UK, and more!
